God dam im never having fish and chips again!

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i just had some fish and chips and the shop is owned by asians as usual, and i had shit pooring out of my fat ass like a high PRESSURED HOSE! it was horible and im still sore!

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sounds like fun. Seriously though, I hate getting sick from eating bad food. It really does suck. Look on the bright side though, at least it was only coming out of one end.

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Thank you for telling me that while I’m still eating breakfast.

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Thank you for telling me that while I’m still eating breakfast.

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LOL. just be thankful he didn’t start with all the details like the smell, texture, taste and consistency. MMMMM tastes like greasy chocolate.

Oh I’m sorry, did you want to finish that?

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lol dont eat fish and chip

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Try going to Mexico and eat some fish tacos.

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we really didn’t need to know that.....*stops eating fish stick....looks at it, then puts in trash can....*
thanks alot......

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ur welcome,

i never got into details but here they are.
the poo was extremly running runnier than chocolete yogurt, and it was a perfect brown of chocolet, and it stunk like, well i dont take note of how it smelt, but it went all over my toilet seat and it took me ages to clean my ass XD

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. I can Imagine that FUNNY STUFF. I can laugh, cause I have had the same experiance and it’s funny when it happens to someone else.

God, I hate that smell. Makes you want to throw up and when your guts wont stop aching, the last thing you want is to sprout colorful fountains from both ends like some freaky human water feature.

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the smell smelt like wiis!

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i have that problem alot

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What......smelling like a WII?

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yeah wii stinks!

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oook, i didnt wana no that.
i mean thats like the 3rd time thats eva happened to me in my whole life

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*gags* ok, i don’t think i’ll ever eat fish n chips again........lol

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Thank you for being very racist. You have a warning.

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lol

i bump alot

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