Ever been in an accident? Car, fight, sex?

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We’ll I’ve got stories to tell you!

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please do tell

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what do you want to hear?

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*opens suitcase*

Putting me in the hot seat eh?

Ok.

This is how I chipped my tooth.

Back in 98, couple of my buddies and one of my guitar players were going to this party. Our job was to bring the beer. We got to were they held the WoodStock back in the 60’s. We had about 150, maybe 200 people all JR’s and Seniors. As soon as we rolled up though, we saw my friend Dan run right into this senior, he was the QB on the football team. My friend Dan was also on the School’s Rugby team, and apperently so was I. So we get out of the truck and jump this guy, then almost every senior at the place came runnin towards us. So its 5 guys vs. the entire offencive line. We’re punching out guys, hittin them with 4X4’s and just going all out on these guys.

About 5 mintutes the defensive line gets involved, these guys are 6’6 and 250 pounds of muscle, in other words we don’t stand a chance. Then all of a sudden, my good friends Edgar, Jean and Steve get on this Quad and run right through these guys, splitting them up one by one giving us a chance to gang up on them one at a time.

We were victorious, but following that cops come running in, so I get on one of the Quads and drive off. I go off this hill and into the woods. I slam into a tree and got knocked unconsious. I woke up the next morning covered in mud and chipped my left front tooth.

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was your butt crusty and sore when you walk up?

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It was fine.

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i dont have many stories to tell.

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How you get you cat?

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lol

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ah . well it was back in 2001, yes, 2001. My mum’s friend cat was pregnant. she didnt have room for the kittens. so my mum and me volounteered to have them. then about a year later, my next doors cat kept sneaking into my house to play with my kittttens. next door said we could have t6eh cat cause it always klept coming in ( she didnt really care, she let her female owl eat teh male owl.

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Been in plenty of fights, but how can sex be an accident?

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accidently had sex with teh wrong guy/gal

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How I married My Wife.

Nah, I ain’t gonna tell that. Just think of the Murry show with out cursing and a pregnancy test.

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i accidently said yes to being this girl’s boyfriend

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How that work out?

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dumped next day lol

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Good job.

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You got OWNED

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Pwned