| 16 Feb 2007 10:15 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | I believe ive made a topic similar to this one in the past... for those of you who didnt get a chance to read the old one i will restate my theory once again...
now...
Did God create evil?
A University professor at a well-known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. “Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, “Yes he did!"
“God created everything?" The professor asked.
“Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.
The professor answered, “If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil."
The student became quiet and did not answer the professor’s hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, “May I ask you a question, professor?"
“Of course”, replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, “Professor does cold exist?"
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?"
The other students snickered at the young man’s question. The young man replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat.
Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.
Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, “Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, “Of course it does."
The student replied, “Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton’s prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn’t this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, “Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, “Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.
To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
This young man’s name was Albert Einstein.
True story. ---
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Who Dares Wins Rep: 25  Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | STOP IT WITH TEH FUCKING GOD TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
| | | 16 Feb 2007 10:17 pm | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:18 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 10  Joined: 05 Sep 2006 Posts: 1,945 OFFLINE | Yeah{I agreed with Killa weird} | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:18 pm |
Nyarlathotep Rep: 12  Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 6,952 OFFLINE | ramunematt wrote:
FUCK GODYOU!!!!!!!!
--- Join the Order
 | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:19 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 69  Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 32,780 OFFLINE | Deathspartan117 wrote:
I believe ive made a topic similar to this one in the past... for those of you who didnt get a chance to read the old one i will restate my theory once again...
now...
Did God create evil?
A University professor at a well-known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. “Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, “Yes he did!"
“God created everything?" The professor asked.
“Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.
The professor answered, “If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil."
The student became quiet and did not answer the professor’s hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, “May I ask you a question, professor?"
“Of course”, replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, “Professor does cold exist?"
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?"
The other students snickered at the young man’s question. The young man replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat.
Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.
Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, “Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, “Of course it does."
The student replied, “Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton’s prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn’t this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, “Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, “Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.
To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
This young man’s name was Albert Einstein.
True story.
*claps*
Brilliant, simply brilliant, i will have to remember that. | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:20 pm |
Caffeine is a way of life Rep: 55  Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 7,714 | You do know that story isn’t true, right DS? --- A girl can’t read that sort of thing without her lipstick.
Help me raise my Habamon! | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:21 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Killa wrote:
STOP IT WITH TEH FUCKING GOD TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you dont like them than stop posting on them. at least i dont make like 5 spam topics every day about nothing SAKURA... you dont really have any room to tell me not to make religios topics. you make completely pointless and multiple threads every day that have no point whatsoever so i suggest you stay out of this. ---
 | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:22 pm |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 02 Sep 2006 Posts: 833 OFFLINE | heh, thas a fake story. i bet u a million bucks.well hundred sum cuz thas all i have. --- "i aint the cat yall saw yesterday, at least i mean by tomorrow i wont be anyway. whole new ball game, whole new day..." — QUASIMOTO | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:22 pm |
Nyarlathotep Rep: 12  Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 6,952 OFFLINE | Deathspartan117 wrote:
Killa wrote:
STOP IT WITH TEH FUCKING GOD TOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you dont like them than stop posting on them. at least i dont make like 5 spam topics every day about nothing SAKURA... you dont really have any room to tell me not to make religios topics. you make completely pointless and multiple threads every day that have no point whatsoever so i suggest you stay out of this.
Dude, like, 6 God topics popped up in the last 10 minutes. Just because there isn’t a post every 10 seconds, doesn’t mean people aren’t paying attention. --- Join the Order
 | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:23 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25  Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | After you post them a while yeah ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
| | | 16 Feb 2007 10:23 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 69  Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 32,780 OFFLINE | Etain wrote:
You do know that story isn’t true, right DS?
Whether or not, it was brilliant. | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:23 pm |
Banned Rep: 53  Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 15,030 OFFLINE | Etain wrote:
You do know that story isn’t true, right DS?
Plus, didn’t Einstein have a disorder that would have prevented him from answering that so fast? --- Join “The Zeitgeist Movement”
 | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:28 pm |
Caffeine is a way of life Rep: 55  Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 7,714 | ramunematt wrote:
Etain wrote:
You do know that story isn’t true, right DS?
Plus, didn’t Einstein have a disorder that would have prevented him from answering that so fast?
Yup plus he didn’t quite believe in the type of God that story implies.
Also, making a jump from dark being the absence of light and cold being the absence of heat (both which can be measured) to the definition of evil being the absence of God is a poor logical argument. One which I highly doubt Einstein would have made  --- A girl can’t read that sort of thing without her lipstick.
Help me raise my Habamon! | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:34 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 69  Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Posts: 32,780 OFFLINE | Einstein FTW!!! | | | 16 Feb 2007 10:34 pm |
Nyarlathotep Rep: 12  Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 6,952 OFFLINE | ramunematt wrote:
Etain wrote:
You do know that story isn’t true, right DS?
Plus, didn’t Einstein have a disorder that would have prevented him from answering that so fast?
dyslexia --- Join the Order
 | | | 17 Feb 2007 01:18 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 45  Joined: 01 Jul 2006 Posts: 4,149 OFFLINE | Deathspartan117 wrote:
I believe ive made a topic similar to this one in the past... for those of you who didnt get a chance to read the old one i will restate my theory once again...
now...
Did God create evil?
A University professor at a well-known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. “Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, “Yes he did!"
“God created everything?" The professor asked.
“Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.
The professor answered, “If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil."
The student became quiet and did not answer the professor’s hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said, “May I ask you a question, professor?"
“Of course”, replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, “Professor does cold exist?"
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?"
The other students snickered at the young man’s question. The young man replied, “In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat.
Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.
Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, “Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, “Of course it does."
The student replied, “Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton’s prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn’t this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, “Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, “Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.
To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
This young man’s name was Albert Einstein.
True story.
Well alberts wrong since you could just say heat is absence of cold and light is just absence of darkness. Albert Einstein isnt always right as some people think he was wrong when he said the universe was never going to end and hes wrong here ---
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| | | 17 Feb 2007 01:35 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 3  Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 2,132 OFFLINE | You know Satan greatest acheivment was makeing human kind believe that he, nor God exsisted. So think about it, do you really believe in God, or has Satan already taken you? | | | 17 Feb 2007 01:37 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 3  Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 2,132 OFFLINE | Please don’t make me get into it, because I’d rather not have to type up a fucking essay for you guys. | | | 17 Feb 2007 09:00 am |
bonjour Rep: 3  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 8,307 OFFLINE | I heard that, it’s a great lesson and true stroy ---
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