Mario and Luigi vs. Batman and Superman

Mario Bros.

Guest

Mario and Luigi would STRAIGHT WTFPwn Batman and Superman.

Light-Bringer
Rep: 30



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 9,230
ONLINE

This shit is getting redicoulous. Supes could do this alone. He flies so fast he flys through them or just destroys the planet their on. Batman could fight them pretty evenly until they use their powerups. Any Bats and Supes win.

Mario Bros.

Guest

How can Superman destroy a planet?

Mario can burn Superman or he could stomp on him and Superman would be crushed to the floor

Luigi can do the same but he can kick his feet in the air that way he has aerial support

All Superman can do is punch and fly and Batman just stares at you and hopes you get scared

bonjour
Rep: 3



Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 8,307
OFFLINE

thats a joke, superman can destory worls, not to mention his dense structure would prevent him from being sruched (seeing as mario’s feet can’t break through a turtle shell)

Mario Bros.

Guest

I knew it Superman is overrated

Light-Bringer
Rep: 30



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 9,230
ONLINE

Heat vision can slice it inhalf.


You must be joking. If Superman can go into the sun unharmed what makes you think Marios little joke fire is going to hurt him. Also like DestinyGuy said Marios feet can’t even destroy a turtle shell he ain’t hurting Superman.


Still won’t help.


People with no comic book knowledge shouldn’t, well, put people against comic book heroes they know nothing about. Superman can move at light speed, has super strength, can fly, heat vision, ice breath, martial arts, and kryptonian mas. Batman while a regular human, is not to be underestimated. He is a martial artist,has his utility belt which has all kinds of things,and is smarter than both Mario and Luigi.

Duriel117

Guest

Superman would pwn them so badly.

Forced_Anon

Guest

Mario is one of my favorite characters of all time, but there’s no way he, or even he and Luigi, would stand a chance against Superman alone. Maybe Brawl Mario Bros. versus a weaker incarnation of Superman being affected by kryptonite, but that wouldn’t be interesting for anyone.

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 3



Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2,480
OFFLINE

time freeze + star power

Light-Bringer
Rep: 30



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 9,230
ONLINE

Not gonna work.

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 3



Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2,480
OFFLINE

really hows that? DId DC call batman and superman invincible to everything?

Dark Kie

Guest

ha ha ha this is soooooooooooo pointless two plumers vs Superman were as im sure Mario may (this is a big fu&*ing MAY)hurt supes but beat him never ever mono e mono sups will anialate him lol

i like Mario but this thread takes the pee abit, it reminds me of when Storm fought Thor she couldent hurt him in the least despite having control of the weather its called in a leauge of there own and supes is in!

bonjour
Rep: 3



Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 8,307
OFFLINE

batman can beat mario and luigi, he’s in better shape, faster, not to mention mario can die from touching a turtle, star power would really do much when he could touch batman (it probably wouldn’t kill him even so)

and superman is invincible to everytihng except kryptonite and magic

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 3



Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2,480
OFFLINE

star power instantly kills everything

bonjour
Rep: 3



Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 8,307
OFFLINE

not it doesn’t it kills turtles and fish. IT can’t break through bricks or other things (superman is tougher than bricks)

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 3



Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2,480
OFFLINE

star power is magic

bonjour
Rep: 3



Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 8,307
OFFLINE

but even so it doesn’t kill him, it would probably hurt him, like a regular punch

Light-Bringer
Rep: 30



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 9,230
ONLINE

Star power lasts like 5 seconds. And can Mario reach Supes when he’s in the sky.

UBER 1337 Poster
Rep: 3



Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 2,480
OFFLINE

30 secs

you are smart
Rep: 51



Joined: 03 Feb 2006
Posts: 17,103
OFFLINE

Batman, given enough time, would seriously just use every back stabbing trick he could.