| 17 Dec 2006 02:17 am |
Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch! Rep: 7  Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,458 OFFLINE | plz tell jokes i got a few here
a blonde a brunnette and a red are about to die.
if they want to live, god HAS TO TELL THEM 100 JOKES AND THEY NEVER LAUGH.
THE RED GOES 7 JOKES, THE BRUNNETTE GOES 21 JOKES AND THE BLOND GOES 99 JOKES. HOWD SHE MAKE IT SO FAR? SHE ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THE FIRST 1!
THREE MEN WALK INTO A BAR. YOUD THINK THE ONE WOULD DUCK.
WHY DID IT GIVE WINTER WEATHER ON MY VACATION? CUZ I BROUGHT NOTHING BUT SUMMER SHIRTS ---
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| 17 Dec 2006 07:41 am |
bonjour Rep: 3 Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 8,307 OFFLINE | I don’t get the first and last one ---
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| 17 Dec 2006 08:33 am |
mr 1 2 i dont like you logged out Guest | 1st: god has to tell them 100 jokes and if they laugh at one they die. got it so far? the red goes 7 jokes, the brunette goes 21 jokes and the blond goes 99 jokes. howd she make it so far? she only just understood the first joke!
last: i brought nothing but summer t shirts on holiday and it rained and hailed all holiday.
also here 2 more:
a blonde a brunette and a red have to pay $1 to god to live. the brunette pays $1 and lives, the red pays $1 and lives. the blonde pays $5 and dies. how did she die? she was waiting for days for her change!
a boy cleans his house and his dad offers him $30 for his work.the boy doesnt take it. his dad says : your so modest, have $35. the boy says no thanks and his dad keeps rasing it and the boy keeps saying no
an hour later: your so modest, have $23,763. boy: taken! | |
| 17 Dec 2006 12:01 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8 Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 4,066 OFFLINE | what do you get when a monkey, a retarted squirell, and a drunk fat guy all have an orgy? me and my 2 brothers. ---
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| 17 Dec 2006 02:04 pm |
Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch! Rep: 7Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,458 OFFLINE | a hunter rings 911. the operator asks :whats the problem? the hunter says: i was hunting deer and accidently killed another hunter. the operator says: ok, it might not be as bad as you think. first make sure you know hes dead. the operaor hears a gunshot. hunter: ok, whats next.... ---
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| 17 Dec 2006 03:19 pm |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 50 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 16,748 OFFLINE | So there was a pig, a slut and an alien...... ---
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| 26 Dec 2006 12:05 pm |
Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch! Rep: 7Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,458 OFFLINE | two guys are talking in a pub. one is feeling sad. the other 1 says: be happy, its xmas after all! the deppressed 1 said: too late, im married ---
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| 26 Dec 2006 12:15 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9 Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | yo mom go to college ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
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because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 26 Dec 2006 12:18 pm |
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| 26 Dec 2006 12:36 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 45  Joined: 01 Jul 2006 Posts: 4,149 OFFLINE | There once was a rapper who raped his dad and went to jail and became everyones bitch his name was redspartan 226. HAHAHAHA funny ---
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| 26 Dec 2006 01:01 pm |
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| 31 Dec 2006 02:47 pm |
Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch! Rep: 7Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,458 OFFLINE | heres a few
theres a stupid guy and a smart guy
stupid guy: look in the air! is it a bird is it a plane?
smart guy: its a bird
hippy: make love, not war
guy : but wars last non stop for years, you want us 2 have sex for years non stop?
guy 1: are you sure its safe to leave a nuclear bomb in front of a roller coaster
guy 2: course it is, no wlets go for a ride on it ---
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| 31 Dec 2006 03:00 pm |
sad sad sad poor poor poor Guest | mr 1 2 i dont like you wrote:
plz tell jokes i got a few here
a blonde a brunnette and a red are about to die.
if they want to live, god HAS TO TELL THEM 100 JOKES AND THEY NEVER LAUGH.
THE RED GOES 7 JOKES, THE BRUNNETTE GOES 21 JOKES AND THE BLOND GOES 99 JOKES. HOWD SHE MAKE IT SO FAR? SHE ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THE FIRST 1!
THREE MEN WALK INTO A BAR. YOUD THINK THE ONE WOULD DUCK.
WHY DID IT GIVE WINTER WEATHER ON MY VACATION? CUZ I BROUGHT NOTHING BUT SUMMER SHIRTS
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| 31 Dec 2006 03:01 pm |
Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch! Rep: 7Joined: 28 Oct 2006 Posts: 5,458 OFFLINE | dont worry... she comes back to life like 100 time slike kenny of south park ---
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| 31 Dec 2006 03:02 pm |
sad sad sad poor poor poor Guest | mr 1 2 i dont like you wrote:
dont worry... she comes back to life like 100 time slike kenny of south park
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