Crappy X-Men

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I got this idea off of another forum. Make up X-Men with crappy powers that suck, and draw them.

Here’s mine:



Another example (not mine):


“Behold! this is Lampro he can turn lamps on and off from up to 3 feet away!"

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your a dumbass atresac

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BEHOL NEREVA117 CANB TYPE VWITH HIS NO9SE

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Again Mortis, coming from you it’s not much of an insult. Maybe if it came from someone I habe a damn abouitt I wouf care.

PS- Nerebar, I ty[ed this with my eyes closed

*opens eyes*

Hmm, not bad. Only 4 errors!

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one annoying power would be the power to talk to animals...seeing as many animals aren’t smart enough to comprehend and you’d have to go to africa to find any animals worth talking to

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Hey, I found that song I was talking about...

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I did?

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Yeah, It’s not x files...

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O RLY?

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Streamline - Newton

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ah.

Never heard of it, I’m going to use my perfectly legal resources to check it out.

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Limewire?

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shh... it’s legal.

anyways I got it. Tis catchy.

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I am Marker Man, whenever I hold a magic marker the ink never runs out! I can draw mustaches over every painting in the world! *evil laugh*

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I can talk to insects...

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lol No.

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Well I’ll use a silver sharpie to draw little smilies on your bugs.

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behold mariomaniac who can type perfectly wwith his eyes closed

*opens eyes*

i need a life, and i need to stop playing the piano so much...

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Piano?

I typed this with my etes closed

I wonder if I can press the post button?

Nope

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Great about 5 seconds of my life was tooken away.