An angel came to me in a dream...

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...and she said to me, “21, you are almighty and powerful. You have a great destiny before you. You have power and you will be the world’s new German dictator. You will rule the world and everybody will be your slaves! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Then she vanished.

Last edited 11 Dec 2006 08:31 pm by the21gamer

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OMG it must be true — -bow down to 21........

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lucky. my angel just said " a sniper on a mission to kill you will follow you” what imformation is that? sure i heard a couple of gunshots, but its not like my lifes in danger.......

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Bow down to me and I shall protect you with the power that has been invested in me!

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Maybe someone should have a tranquilizer gun at the ready...

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ah its ok. *bullet hits black nail varnish* hey! i just bought that.

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O RLY? What a coinkidink, an angel visited me last night and said

“take this gun... the crow caws at midnight”

then vanished while giving the horns

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The angel came back and she said to me, “You’re to sexy for this forum! Too sexy for this forum! Too sexy for this forum! You’re to sexy for these idiots! Too sexy for these idiots! Too sexy for these idiots!"
Then she vanished stripping.

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your angel has bad grammar dude.

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I’m too sexy for that comment!

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son of a bitch! angel talked to me saying ill get killed by the sniper but first hell sleep with me.... omg the snipers michael jackson!

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OMG! RUN!

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an angel came in my dream and told me to assasinate the new German Dictator

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an angel told me to kill everybody...


....kill them... kill them...

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What a coincidence. An angel told me to buy a .50 cal snipe rifle and kill the first person to say what you just said.
*cha-click*

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The stripping angel came to me and said, “226 will shoot his foot with a sniper and fall of a building and die with his balls smashed before he can kill you."
Then she vanished.

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An angel came to me and told me i will become King of The God-Slayers.

Ironic.

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The stripping angel came to me and said, “Nerevar will turn gay on us all!"

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The stripping angel came to me and said that what 21 says is true and I should laugh at Nerevar.

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