Okay, it was the last block of the day. I have two different periods for two different classes during fourth block, as do a lot of other people at my school. So me and two of my other friends Walter and Anthony are just sitting there. In my class there are these two girls named Jessica (weird, but I kind of like her) and Gina (WEIRD, but I kind of don’t like her) who are always hitting on me and laughing in a weird way. Walter, Anthony and I see them as these kind of whorish girls who act really, really weird. And when I mean weird, I mean CRAZY. The kind of girls who seem nice at first, until you see the way they laugh and act and get really freaked out at them. Think them both as that crazy red head from Wedding Crashers, except less hot and not as whorish.
I was bored and I thought, “Ima play a prank on Walter”. So I told Anthony that we should write a fake love letter to Gina saying that Walter wants her and that she should ask him out. Anthony was too afraid to give them the letter or even write it, so I had to do it. This is what I wrote:
“Gina, Walter wants you (fo real) ask him out”
Then after class I gave it to Gina and she said, “Matt, you wrote me a letter?" then I said, “uh, it’s Walter” then she just said, “oh..." in a dissappointed way.
So after I gave her the fake love letter and while we were walking to our next class Anthony told Walter what I did and he freaked out. Then I also started freaking out because it was just then I thought, “What if this backfires?". Walter, Anthony and I are also in the same Study Hall for the last 40 minutes of the day. Walter and I were talking about the consequences of what I did. I started feeling guilty not because of Walter, but that Gina might get her feelings hurt thinking that I used her just to play a prank on Walter. On top of that, Walter was talking about Asian transvestites and the Janitor overheard and started laughing o_O
I was laughing too so that made me feel a lot better and took the guilt away. However, when the bell rang Gina and Jessica ran up to me from their other class which is next door. I think the reason they ran to me was because usually at the end of the day I try to avoid them, seeing that they’re loco. Anyway, they gave me back the note I gave to them except it was folded in a fancy way and on the front it said, “to matt & Anthony *heart* wnte back”.
I don’t know what wnte means, but my other friend Will saw them give the note to me and started pressuring me to open it. We were at his locker which was free from the stampede of people running outside to the buses. I opened it and underneath where I wrote Walter wants Gina, she drew a big heart and inside it said,
“tell Walter im sorry, but as long as im alive, I will always love you, Matt Reist
XOXO
Love,
Gina”
*shivers* a chill goes through my back everytime I read that. Anyway, on the left side of the heart it says, “Love you Matt” in bold and under that there is a box with Jessica’a phone number inside. On the right side of the heart it say’s, “Anthony, I think your Hot!” - Jesss”, and under that it says:
Ps
my best friend, Jessica,yeah she thinks Anthony is very hot
In a weird twist, I saw Anthony ouside on my way to the bus. I showed him the note and he just walked away not with a weird look on his face. It was then that I realized that Gina thought the fake love note I gave her was real, and that she really did think Walter liked her. I’m flattered and all, but I’m not really interested in Gina (her friend is kinda hot though) and Anthony isn’t really interested in Jessica. I am really screwed right now, and have no idea what to do when I see them on Monday. Any suggestions? And be serious.
Try the orgy idea first, if that doesnt play out, just be as truthful as you can while still covering your ass, lol. Like dont tell them it was all a joke, but do tell them your not interested.
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im an angry changeling with rabies that sprang free from hades
du, what kinda gay ass prank was that?! thas like tha lamest lame shit prank shit ever!
anyways, my advice to u, — wait a minute. haha check this out, an ad on this age says:5 tips on divorce. ahaha. u mite wanna click on that bro. —
nah, my advice is dont worry. what are u middle schooler? freshman? im a junior and this freshman chick fuckin really liked me early this year, she would like stalk me, an i was too pusy to tell her to fuck off, so i just ignored her. yea, she dont stalk me no more, but she still likes me. shes ugly.
so, my point is, dont worry too much about hurting feelings(in this situation), people’ll get over it... unless theyre like suicidal..
there are better ways to kill yourself , why not go on a hunger strike to end world poverty ? or well , join the army ?
or be an undercover agent in some war torn nation?
you wont DIE SURELY but there’s a good chance , and moreover it’ll be for a good cause.
BUT YOU WONT !
cuz you’re a wannabe. Period. You just want others to pity you and yourself wallow in self pity.
*Ta-DAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh*
YOU’RE AN EMO !!!!
ahem now susan , slitting wrists isnt such a nice thing to do.
i MIGHT be a “friend” cuz if you were in REALITY in fronta me i’d have punched your goth bitch face taught you a lesson and given your parents a good piece of mind to let their child grow up with such messed up ideas.
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